Martedì, 12 Gennaio 2016 20:05

Last 50 years of batman in movie industry

Written by
Rate this item
(1 Vote)

I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel. I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. When will I learn? The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV! Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

RADIOACTIVE MAN(H1)

Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace “accidentally” with “repeatedly” and replace “dog” with “son.” What’s the point of going out? We’re just going to wind up back here anyway. You don’t win friends with salad. I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. Bart, with $10,000 we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!

  • Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
  • Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There’s a *New* Mexico?
  • Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone.

ROSEBUD (H2)

Ahoy hoy? I’ll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. Bart, with $10,000 we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!

CAPE FEARE

Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix. Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? That came out of left field. So if you’re experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box… Uh, no, they’re saying “Boo-urns, Boo-urns.” Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark. “Thank the Lord”? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts don’t have a place within an organized religion. I didn’t get rich by signing checks.

I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world.

This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.”

When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun.

THE ITCHY AND SCRATCHY AND POOCHIE SHOW

I hope I didn’t brain my damage. Jesus must be spinning in his grave! Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? That came out of left field. So if you’re experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box…

DUFFLESS

I prefer a vehicle that doesn’t hurt Mother Earth. It’s a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction. I was saying “Boo-urns.” Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?*

Read 9081234 times Last modified on Martedì, 12 Gennaio 2016 20:31
Super User

Lorem Ipsum is simply dummy text of the printing and typesetting industry. Lorem Ipsum has been the industry's standard dummy text ever since the 1500s

https://www.joomdev.com/

331803 comments

  • Comment Link discount dvd warehouse Giovedì, 08 Giugno 2023 01:22 posted by discount dvd warehouse

    Attractive part of content. I just stumbled upon your web
    site and in accession capital to claim that I acquire actually enjoyed account
    your blog posts. Anyway I'll be subscribing on your
    augment and even I success you get right of entry to
    constantly rapidly.

  • Comment Link classic disney castle shots Giovedì, 08 Giugno 2023 01:19 posted by classic disney castle shots

    I am regular reader, how are you everybody? This article posted at
    this web site is genuinely pleasant.

  • Comment Link baby cribs Giovedì, 08 Giugno 2023 01:18 posted by baby cribs

    Hello, Neat post. There is an issue along with your website in internet explorer, could test this...
    IE nonetheless is the marketplace leader and a huge component to other folks will
    miss your excellent writing due to this problem.

  • Comment Link companies that buy houses for Cash Reviews Giovedì, 08 Giugno 2023 01:14 posted by companies that buy houses for Cash Reviews

    I've read some just right stuff here. Certainly value bookmarking for revisiting.
    I wonder how so much attempt you put to create
    this type of excellent informative website.

  • Comment Link Canadian News Today Giovedì, 08 Giugno 2023 01:13 posted by Canadian News Today

    I eveгy tіme useԀ to гead post in news papers but noѡ as I am a useг of web tһerefore from noᴡ I
    am ᥙsing net for articles, tһanks to web.

  • Comment Link https://Www.Sunritawdr.com/water-well-drill-rigs-for-sale Giovedì, 08 Giugno 2023 01:12 posted by https://Www.Sunritawdr.com/water-well-drill-rigs-for-sale

    Thanks for sharing your thoughts about Ball Nose Milling Cutter.
    Regards

  • Comment Link Slot5000 Giovedì, 08 Giugno 2023 01:11 posted by Slot5000

    Hey there I am so glad I found your website, I really found you by mistake, while I was researching on Askjeeve for something else, Regardless I am
    here now and would just like to say kudos for a
    marvelous post and a all round interesting blog (I also
    love the theme/design), I don’t have time to look over it all at the moment
    but I have book-marked it and also added your RSS feeds, so
    when I have time I will be back to read more,
    Please do keep up the excellent jo.

  • Comment Link 신용카드현금화 Giovedì, 08 Giugno 2023 01:05 posted by 신용카드현금화

    I love what you guys are up too. This type of clever work and exposure!
    Keep up the excellent works guys I've added you guys
    to my blogroll.

  • Comment Link situs slot gacor Giovedì, 08 Giugno 2023 01:05 posted by situs slot gacor

    Hello there! Would you mind if I share your blog with my facebook group?
    There's a lot of people that I think would really appreciate your content.
    Please let me know. Cheers

  • Comment Link item510008984 Giovedì, 08 Giugno 2023 01:04 posted by item510008984

    Deference to op, some wonderful information.

Leave a comment

Make sure you enter all the required information, indicated by an asterisk (*). HTML code is not allowed.