Martedì, 12 Gennaio 2016 20:05

Last 50 years of batman in movie industry

Written by
Rate this item
(1 Vote)

I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel. I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. When will I learn? The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV! Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

RADIOACTIVE MAN(H1)

Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace “accidentally” with “repeatedly” and replace “dog” with “son.” What’s the point of going out? We’re just going to wind up back here anyway. You don’t win friends with salad. I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. Bart, with $10,000 we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!

  • Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
  • Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There’s a *New* Mexico?
  • Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone.

ROSEBUD (H2)

Ahoy hoy? I’ll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. Bart, with $10,000 we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!

CAPE FEARE

Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix. Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? That came out of left field. So if you’re experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box… Uh, no, they’re saying “Boo-urns, Boo-urns.” Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark. “Thank the Lord”? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts don’t have a place within an organized religion. I didn’t get rich by signing checks.

I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world.

This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.”

When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun.

THE ITCHY AND SCRATCHY AND POOCHIE SHOW

I hope I didn’t brain my damage. Jesus must be spinning in his grave! Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? That came out of left field. So if you’re experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box…

DUFFLESS

I prefer a vehicle that doesn’t hurt Mother Earth. It’s a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction. I was saying “Boo-urns.” Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?*

Read 9085731 times Last modified on Martedì, 12 Gennaio 2016 20:31
Super User

Lorem Ipsum is simply dummy text of the printing and typesetting industry. Lorem Ipsum has been the industry's standard dummy text ever since the 1500s

https://www.joomdev.com/

331919 comments

  • Comment Link Linda Giovedì, 10 Agosto 2023 04:26 posted by Linda

    Its like you read my mind! You appear to know
    a lot about this, like you wrote the book in it or something.

    I think that you can do with a few pics to drive the message home a little bit, but other than that,
    this is excellent blog. A great read. I will certainly be back.

  • Comment Link binance future Giovedì, 10 Agosto 2023 04:18 posted by binance future

    Hey very cool web site!! Guy .. Excellent .. Amazing ..
    I'll bookmark your websitge and take the feeds additionally?
    I'm glad to search out so many useful information right here in the submit, we need work out extra techniques
    in this regard, thanks for sharing. . . . . .

  • Comment Link Luz Giovedì, 10 Agosto 2023 04:15 posted by Luz

    great issues altogether, you just received a brand new reader.
    What may you suggest about your publish that you made a few days in the past?
    Any sure?

  • Comment Link situs judi fafaslot Giovedì, 10 Agosto 2023 04:11 posted by situs judi fafaslot

    Excellent article. Keep posting such kind of
    information on your page. Im really impressed by it.

    Hey there, You have performed an excellent job. I'll definitely digg it
    and for my part recommend to my friends. I'm sure they'll be benefited
    from this website.

  • Comment Link Don Giovedì, 10 Agosto 2023 04:06 posted by Don

    I couldn't resist commenting. Very well written!

  • Comment Link Gregory Giovedì, 10 Agosto 2023 04:04 posted by Gregory

    I've been browsing online more than three hours today, yet I never found
    any interesting article like yours. It's pretty worth enough for me.
    In my view, if all webmasters and bloggers
    made good content as you did, the web will be much more useful than ever before.

  • Comment Link puff on this cock sucker Giovedì, 10 Agosto 2023 04:00 posted by puff on this cock sucker

    Hi there, this weekend is pleasant designed for me, because this point in time i
    am reading this wonderful educational post here at
    my residence.

  • Comment Link Продвижение Zennoposter Giovedì, 10 Agosto 2023 04:00 posted by Продвижение Zennoposter

    Excellent article. Keep writing such kind of info on your blog.
    Im really impressed by your site.
    Hi there, You have done an incredible job. I will definitely
    digg it and for my part suggest to my friends. I'm confident they will be benefited from this web site.

  • Comment Link loose dick wraps Giovedì, 10 Agosto 2023 03:59 posted by loose dick wraps

    Hurrah, that's what I was looking for, what a information! existing here at this
    website, thanks admin of this web site.

  • Comment Link Neal Giovedì, 10 Agosto 2023 03:56 posted by Neal

    Loving the info on this internet site, you have done outstanding job
    on the articles.

Leave a comment

Make sure you enter all the required information, indicated by an asterisk (*). HTML code is not allowed.