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I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel. I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. When will I learn? The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV! Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

RADIOACTIVE MAN(H1)

Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace “accidentally” with “repeatedly” and replace “dog” with “son.” What’s the point of going out? We’re just going to wind up back here anyway. You don’t win friends with salad. I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. Bart, with $10,000 we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!

  • Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
  • Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There’s a *New* Mexico?
  • Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone.

ROSEBUD (H2)

Ahoy hoy? I’ll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. Bart, with $10,000 we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!

CAPE FEARE

Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix. Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? That came out of left field. So if you’re experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box… Uh, no, they’re saying “Boo-urns, Boo-urns.” Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark. “Thank the Lord”? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts don’t have a place within an organized religion. I didn’t get rich by signing checks.

I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world.

This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.”

When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun.

THE ITCHY AND SCRATCHY AND POOCHIE SHOW

I hope I didn’t brain my damage. Jesus must be spinning in his grave! Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? That came out of left field. So if you’re experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box…

DUFFLESS

I prefer a vehicle that doesn’t hurt Mother Earth. It’s a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction. I was saying “Boo-urns.” Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?*

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    All purchases on Blacksprut are made using Bitcoin (BTC) from a centrally-controlled account wallet. In addition to the usual BTC deposit option, Blacksprut supports purchase of BTC through the site from a number of exchange partners. Somewhat surprisingly, most of the cash-in services offered by these partners accept Visa/Mastercard for payment, although a few also support SIM-based money transfers.

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    EDT, TBS) The Hurricanes lost a rel="nofollow norferrer noopener" target="_blank" website 5 at home despite outshooting the Islanders 36-22 and dictating for long stretches. Two Islanders goals came off Carolina turnovers, and the Game 7 in Raleigh. BRUINS at PANTHERS, Boston leads 3-2 (7:30 p.m., TNT) The word that Florida coach Paul Maurice keeps using is freedom. Yes, there?s an obvious pressure when facing elimination - which the Panthers were in Game 5 in Boston before winning 4-3 - but there's also much less from the outside going against the team that had the best regular season in NHL history. "These are hard games for these guys to play," Maurice said.

    "You just have to mentally process one, and fight, and that brings that freedom. That?s the exact word I used before that game. You want to play with a freedom." Sergei Bobrovsky looked like his best self, and a stop on a breakaway in the final second of regulation got Florida to overtime - on a night the Bruins outshot the NHL?s most-prolific shooting team in the regular season 47-25. "The veteran players and also your highest-paid players, these are the games where the pressure has to be on their shoulders, and they have to rise to the occasion," Maurice said.

    "And he did. Everything that we could have hoped for from Sergei, he delivered." The Panthers have not won two elimination games in the same series, or the same playoffs, since 1996. They may or may not have Ryan Lomberg for their latest attempt, with Maurice calling the forward a game-time decision. STARS at WILD, Dallas leads 3-2 (9:30 p.m., TBS) Joe Pavelski could return for the Stars in their first chance to advance after missing the past four games in concussion protocol from a hit from Minnesota's Matt Dumba in the series opener. Coach Peter DeBoer said Pavelski, at 38 the second-oldest player in the playoffs and a key leader for Dallas, was traveling to the Twin Cities after just about a full practice. The Stars have survived so far without Pavelski, thanks to the production of center a rel="nofollow noreferrer noopener" target="_blank" website Hintz, the leading scoer in the first round with 11 points, and goaltender Jake Oettinger, who stopped all 27 shots he faced Tuesday in Game 5 for the first shutout of this postseason. Another win a rel="nofolow noreferrer noopener" target="_blank" website his home state would vault the Stars into the second round and a matchup against either Colorado or Seattle. "We have a great opportunity ahead of us," said Oettinger, who has a .925 save percentage so far.

    "This is exactly where we want to be." AVALANCHE AT KRAKEN, Seattle leads 3-2 (10 p.m., TNT) The Kraken are trying to treat the moment just as if it's any other situation. But players and coach Dave Hakstol know the gravity of the situation. "We know what?s on the line, believe me," Hakstol said.
    "We want to go home and play well and get the job done at home." The Kraken have put Nathan MacKinnon and the high-flying Avalanche on their heels by scoring first in all five games. The Avalanche would like to reverse that trend and send the series back to Denver for a Game 7 Sunday. "We?ve got to have some desperation ... and just find a way," forward Mikko Rantanen said. ___ AP Sports Writers Pat Graham, Tim Reynolds, Aaron Beard, Jimmy Golen, Stephen Hawkins and Dave Campbell contributed. ___ AP NHL playoffs: a rel="nofollow oreferrer noopener" target="_blank" website and

  • Comment Link Patrickkeery Giovedì, 15 Giugno 2023 21:23 posted by Patrickkeery

    The defending champions are on the ropes, and the best team in the NHL has another chance to move on to the second round of the playoffs. All four a rel="nfollow noreferrer noopener" target="_blank" website series resuming Friday night feature a Game 6 with potential elimination. The most surprising team on the brink is Colorado, referrer noopener" target="_blank" website is on the verge of knocking off Minnesota and moving on. All eyes now are on the Avalanche, who are one loss away from being the first reigning Stanley Cup champion to lose to a team making its first playoff appearance in franchise history. "With the culture we have here, belief is the biggest thing and that?s instilled from the top down, so that?s never going to go away," veteran forward Andrew Cogliano said Thursday.

    "But I think we?re at a point now where action is much louder than words." It's time for action from the Bruins, too, after they missed their first chance to move past the Panthers, with sidents' Trophy winners in the past 11 years to win at least one series. "I?m sure we?re going to come back with a real good, determined effort," Boston coach Jim Montgomery said.

    "I have a lot of confidence in our team." Confidence isn't lacking for the Avalanche, either, especially after their Cup run a year ago. They'll also get a boost with the return of 2022 playoff MVP Cale Makar from a one-game suspension. But much like Boston, the pressure is on Colorado. "They?re playing loose, they?re confident," coach Jared Bednar said of the Kraken. "Obviously the guys in their room are like, `Yeah, we want to win,? but expectations are on our team." HURRICANES at ISLANDERS, Carolina leads 3-2 (7 p.m.

    EDT, TBS) The Hurricanes lost a rel="nofollow norferrer noopener" target="_blank" website 5 at home despite outshooting the Islanders 36-22 and dictating for long stretches. Two Islanders goals came off Carolina turnovers, and the the series to a Game 7 in Raleigh. BRUINS at PANTHERS, Boston leads 3-2 (7:30 p.m., TNT) The word that Florida coach Paul Maurice keeps using is freedom. Yes, there?s an obvious pressure when facing elimination - which the Panthers were in Game 5 in Boston before winning 4-3 - but there's also much less from the outside going against the team that had the best regular season in NHL history. "These are hard games for these guys to play," Maurice said.

    "You just have to mentally process one, and fight, and that brings that freedom. That?s the exact word I used before that game. You want to play with a freedom." Sergei Bobrovsky looked like his best self, and a stop on a breakaway in the final second of regulation got Florida to overtime - on a night the Bruins outshot the NHL?s most-prolific shooting team in the regular season 47-25. "The veteran players and also your highest-paid players, these are the games where the pressure has to be on their shoulders, and they have to rise to the occasion," Maurice said.

    "And he did. Everything that we could have hoped for from Sergei, he delivered." The Panthers have not won two elimination games in the same series, or the same playoffs, since 1996. They may or may not have Ryan Lomberg for their latest attempt, with Maurice calling the forward a game-time decision. STARS at WILD, Dallas leads 3-2 (9:30 p.m., TBS) Joe Pavelski could return for the Stars in their first chance to advance after missing the past four games in concussion protocol from a hit from Minnesota's Matt Dumba in the series opener. Coach Peter DeBoer said Pavelski, at 38 the second-oldest player in the playoffs and a key leader for Dallas, was traveling to the Twin Cities after just about a full practice. The Stars have survived so far without Pavelski, thanks to the production of center a rel="nofollow noreferrer noopener" target="_blank" website Hintz, the leading scoer in the first round with 11 points, and goaltender Jake Oettinger, who stopped all 27 shots he faced Tuesday in Game 5 for the first shutout of this postseason. Another win a rel="nofolow noreferrer noopener" target="_blank" website his home state would vault the Stars into the second round and a matchup against either Colorado or Seattle. "We have a great opportunity ahead of us," said Oettinger, who has a .925 save percentage so far.

    "This is exactly where we want to be." AVALANCHE AT KRAKEN, Seattle leads 3-2 (10 p.m., TNT) The Kraken are trying to treat the moment just as if it's any other situation. But players and coach Dave Hakstol know the gravity of the situation. "We know what?s on the line, believe me," Hakstol said.
    "We want to go home and play well and get the job done at home." The Kraken have put Nathan MacKinnon and the high-flying Avalanche on their heels by scoring first in all five games. The Avalanche would like to reverse that trend and send the series back to Denver for a Game 7 Sunday. "We?ve got to have some desperation ... and just find a way," forward Mikko Rantanen said. ___ AP Sports Writers Pat Graham, Tim Reynolds, Aaron Beard, Jimmy Golen, Stephen Hawkins and Dave Campbell contributed. ___ AP NHL playoffs: a rel="nofollow oreferrer noopener" target="_blank" website and

  • Comment Link Patrickkeery Giovedì, 15 Giugno 2023 21:23 posted by Patrickkeery

    The defending champions are on the ropes, and the best team in the NHL has another chance to move on to the second round of the playoffs. All four a rel="nfollow noreferrer noopener" target="_blank" website series resuming Friday night feature a Game 6 with potential elimination. The most surprising team on the brink is Colorado, referrer noopener" target="_blank" website is on the verge of knocking off Minnesota and moving on. All eyes now are on the Avalanche, who are one loss away from being the first reigning Stanley Cup champion to lose to a team making its first playoff appearance in franchise history. "With the culture we have here, belief is the biggest thing and that?s instilled from the top down, so that?s never going to go away," veteran forward Andrew Cogliano said Thursday.

    "But I think we?re at a point now where action is much louder than words." It's time for action from the Bruins, too, after they missed their first chance to move past the Panthers, with sidents' Trophy winners in the past 11 years to win at least one series. "I?m sure we?re going to come back with a real good, determined effort," Boston coach Jim Montgomery said.

    "I have a lot of confidence in our team." Confidence isn't lacking for the Avalanche, either, especially after their Cup run a year ago. They'll also get a boost with the return of 2022 playoff MVP Cale Makar from a one-game suspension. But much like Boston, the pressure is on Colorado. "They?re playing loose, they?re confident," coach Jared Bednar said of the Kraken. "Obviously the guys in their room are like, `Yeah, we want to win,? but expectations are on our team." HURRICANES at ISLANDERS, Carolina leads 3-2 (7 p.m.

    EDT, TBS) The Hurricanes lost a rel="nofollow norferrer noopener" target="_blank" website 5 at home despite outshooting the Islanders 36-22 and dictating for long stretches. Two Islanders goals came off Carolina turnovers, and the the series to a Game 7 in Raleigh. BRUINS at PANTHERS, Boston leads 3-2 (7:30 p.m., TNT) The word that Florida coach Paul Maurice keeps using is freedom. Yes, there?s an obvious pressure when facing elimination - which the Panthers were in Game 5 in Boston before winning 4-3 - but there's also much less from the outside going against the team that had the best regular season in NHL history. "These are hard games for these guys to play," Maurice said.

    "You just have to mentally process one, and fight, and that brings that freedom. That?s the exact word I used before that game. You want to play with a freedom." Sergei Bobrovsky looked like his best self, and a stop on a breakaway in the final second of regulation got Florida to overtime - on a night the Bruins outshot the NHL?s most-prolific shooting team in the regular season 47-25. "The veteran players and also your highest-paid players, these are the games where the pressure has to be on their shoulders, and they have to rise to the occasion," Maurice said.

    "And he did. Everything that we could have hoped for from Sergei, he delivered." The Panthers have not won two elimination games in the same series, or the same playoffs, since 1996. They may or may not have Ryan Lomberg for their latest attempt, with Maurice calling the forward a game-time decision. STARS at WILD, Dallas leads 3-2 (9:30 p.m., TBS) Joe Pavelski could return for the Stars in their first chance to advance after missing the past four games in concussion protocol from a hit from Minnesota's Matt Dumba in the series opener. Coach Peter DeBoer said Pavelski, at 38 the second-oldest player in the playoffs and a key leader for Dallas, was traveling to the Twin Cities after just about a full practice. The Stars have survived so far without Pavelski, thanks to the production of center a rel="nofollow noreferrer noopener" target="_blank" website Hintz, the leading scoer in the first round with 11 points, and goaltender Jake Oettinger, who stopped all 27 shots he faced Tuesday in Game 5 for the first shutout of this postseason. Another win a rel="nofolow noreferrer noopener" target="_blank" website his home state would vault the Stars into the second round and a matchup against either Colorado or Seattle. "We have a great opportunity ahead of us," said Oettinger, who has a .925 save percentage so far.

    "This is exactly where we want to be." AVALANCHE AT KRAKEN, Seattle leads 3-2 (10 p.m., TNT) The Kraken are trying to treat the moment just as if it's any other situation. But players and coach Dave Hakstol know the gravity of the situation. "We know what?s on the line, believe me," Hakstol said.
    "We want to go home and play well and get the job done at home." The Kraken have put Nathan MacKinnon and the high-flying Avalanche on their heels by scoring first in all five games. The Avalanche would like to reverse that trend and send the series back to Denver for a Game 7 Sunday. "We?ve got to have some desperation ... and just find a way," forward Mikko Rantanen said. ___ AP Sports Writers Pat Graham, Tim Reynolds, Aaron Beard, Jimmy Golen, Stephen Hawkins and Dave Campbell contributed. ___ AP NHL playoffs: a rel="nofollow oreferrer noopener" target="_blank" website and

  • Comment Link RobertoFluct Giovedì, 15 Giugno 2023 21:22 posted by RobertoFluct

    The Seattle Kraken, making their first playoff appearance, are one victory away from eliminating the defending Stanley Cup champions. The Kraken can accomplish that feat Friday night at home, where they'll play the Colorado Avalanche in Game 6 of their first-round Western Conference playoff series. Seattle took a 3-2 lead in the best-of-seven series with a 3-2 victory Wednesday in Denver. "We know that the fourth (victory) is going to be the toughest, and they're going to bring everything they have," Kraken defenseman Justin Schultz said.
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    "I think we've done a pretty good job all year of just focusing on the task at hand, not listening to any outside noise." The Avalanche, who won the Central Division title with a 51-24-7 record (109 points), admitted they're feeling some pressure. "I've said it a million times," Colorado coach Jared Bednar said, "we're putting the most pressure on ourselves out of anybody, right? `Cause we want to win and we want to get rewarded for the hard work we put in for the season, They're a second-year team. They got in the playoffs. They got a good team. They're playing loose. They're confident. Obviously, the guys in the room, in their room, are like, `Well, yeah, we want to win,' but expectations are on our team. "But that's nothing new to our group, either.

    We've dealt with that over the last three or four years, last year especially, and they got the job done. I believe in our team to be able to deal with the expectations." The Avalanche will get Cale Makar, last year's Conn Smythe Award winner as the playoff MVP, back Friday after he received a suspension because of a late hit along the boards on Seattle's Jared McCann in Game 4. But they might be without fellow defenseman Josh Manson, who left Wednesday's game in the second period after reaggravating a lower-body injury. Left winger McCann, who led the Kraken with 40 goals in the regular season, didn't make the trip to Denver for Wednesday's game and doesn't appear likely to return Friday. "He just sent a quick text (Wednesday) night congratulating us," Schultz said. "Obviously, we miss him, and it's probably tough for him to be watching but, hopefully, he heals quickly and we get him back quick.

    We miss `Canner' a lot, but guys are doing a really good job of stepping up right now." Tye Kartye, the American Hockey League's rookie of the year, scored in his NHL debut for the Kraken and goaltender Philipp Grubauer made 26 saves against his former team. "Jared's a big part of our team," Kraken coach Dave Hakstol said. "We did what we've done in the past.
    Somebody (Kartye) stepped in and filled a hole, filled a big hole." Colorado's Nathan MacKinnon scored his third goal of the series Wednesday, but it wasn't enough. The Kraken have scored the opening goal in each of the five games. "It's tough, yeah.

    We didn't have our A-game or our B-game (Wednesday), I don't know why," MacKinnon said. "We just got to find a way to bring Game 7 back here. I think we're just shooting ourselves in the foot. I know it's cliche to say, but I think there's plays to be made out there and we're just not making them for whatever reason right now.
    It's not a matter of work or competitiveness or anything like that." --Field Level Media

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